IF Timer
No subscriptions. No ads. No AI. No bullshit. Just tells you when to eat and when to not eat. Revolutionary, we know.
Get it on Google Play
No subscriptions. No ads. No AI. No bullshit. Just tells you when to eat and when to not eat. Revolutionary, we know.
Get it on Google Play
I wanted a simple intermittent fasting timer. Just a countdown that tells me when I can eat. So I downloaded the top-rated IF app. Five hundred megabytes for a timer. It needed access to my location, contacts, and photos. It had a "community" feature, guided meditations, 10,000 recipes, an AI coach sending motivational quotes at 6 AM, and wanted me to log my mood, energy level, and sleep quality. The free version let me set a timer, but changing the fasting window? $4.99/month. Weight graph? $4.99/month. Different notification sound? Also $4.99/month. Seven subscription tiers for a timer app.
So I built this. It's a timer. It counts down, then it counts back up. You can log your weight if you want. No AI, no subscriptions, no meditation guides, no recipe database, no social features, no gamification, no bullshit. You're welcome.
Won't send you motivational quotes. Won't analyze your eating patterns. Won't pretend to understand your relationship with food. Just shows you a timer. Groundbreaking.
Can't share your fasting streak. Can't see what others are eating. Can't join a community. Because fasting is personal and we don't need to turn everything into a competition.
Everything's included. No "unlock advanced features for $9.99/month." No artificial limitations. Just pay once, get the app, done. Wild concept in 2026.
Won't suggest what to eat during your window. Won't calculate macros. Won't send you shopping lists. You're an adult. Google exists. We trust you.
Won't guide your breathing. Won't play calming sounds. Won't teach you mindfulness. If you want meditation, download a meditation app. This is a timer.
Won't ask you to log every time you eat. Or slip up. Or think about eating. The timer runs whether you tap buttons or not. Shocking concept, we know.
No badges. No achievements. No streaks that guilt-trip you when you break them. No leaderboards. Not everything needs to be a game. Sometimes a timer is just a timer.
Just install it. Use it. That's it. No email. No password. No "sign up with Google." No verification codes. No forgot password flow. Revolutionary approach: the app just works.
Won't track your location. Won't sell your data. Won't analyze your behavior patterns. Won't share anything with "partners." Your fasting schedule stays on your device. Where it belongs.
Shows you a countdown. When it hits zero, you can eat. When you're eating, it shows when to stop. Mind-blowing interface innovation: a circle that fills up.
Puts a countdown on your home screen. So you can stare at your phone and watch the seconds tick by. Very productive. Much helpful. Totally won't make you more obsessed with when you can eat. Pick its colors and opacity, so at least your obsession matches your wallpaper.
Optional persistent notification that lives in your notification tray. If you enable it. Which you don't have to. But if you want a constant reminder of your hunger, we've got you covered. It's there. Judging you. Silently counting down.
Pick your fasting method (anything from 14:10 to 20:4), when your fast starts, and kg or lbs. Revolutionary customization options that other apps would charge $4.99/month to unlock. We just... let you pick. Wild, we know.
Type in your weight. See it on a graph. That's it. No AI analysis. No predictions. No "you're doing great!" messages. Just data points connected by lines. Want it in your other health apps? Flip one switch and it goes to Health Connect. One way. We don't read anything back.
Want your data? Here's JSON. Take it. Want it back on a new phone? Import it. Make whatever graphs you want. We won't judge your Excel skills.
| Feature | IF Timer | Other Apps |
|---|---|---|
| Tells you when to eat | ✓ | ✓ |
| Pay once, own forever | ✓ | ✗ |
| No ads | ✓ | ✗ |
| Weight tracking | ✓ | ✓ |
| AI-powered insights | ✗ | ✓ |
| Social features | ✗ | ✓ |
| Premium subscription | ✗ | ✓ |
| Meditation guides | ✗ | ✓ |
| Recipe database | ✗ | ✓ |
| Overwhelming complexity | ✗ | ✓ |
| Actually works as advertised | ✓ | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |