Mini Reader

An App That Does One Thing

Maximum reading, minimum everything else

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Thing It Does

Minimalist Features That Actually Exist

EPUB & MOBI Only

Two formats. That's it. We're not building a file converter here.

A Folder Icon

Tap it for your recent books; an actual button opens new ones. It's 24 pixels. We measured. Twice. It's a statement.

Distraction-Free Reading

No images. No font picker. No margins adjuster. No line spacing options. Text size has two buttons, and we’re still processing that. Just you and the words. Radical, we know.

Stupidly Fast

App launches instantly, even on a potato. Opening a new book? A few seconds while we do some math. Reopening? Faster than you can blink. We timed it. You lost.

Touch to Turn Pages

Top 1/4 = previous, Bottom 3/4 = next. We did the math so your thumb doesn't have to travel far.

Long Press = Turbo Mode

Hold to flip pages faster. For when you swear you were on chapter 12 but somehow ended up at chapter 3.

Volume Buttons Work

Up = previous page, Down = next page when no audio is playing. Revolutionary.

Remembers Where You Stopped

Even we're not that minimal.

Text Size Buttons

A+ and A−. Each book remembers its own size. Two whole buttons — our minimalist charter may never recover.

Recent Books

Tap the folder: your last ten books, with your place in each. You can also make it forget a book, for the novels you'd both rather pretend never happened. We refuse to call it a Library. Libraries have ambitions.

A Clock

So you know it's 3 AM and you have work in 4 hours.

Battery Indicator

Shows your battery level. Turns orange below 30% and red below 15%. That's as close to panicking as it gets. It still doesn't judge your life choices.

Dark & Light Mode

Yes, we caved. Light mode works great on e-ink readers. We're not monsters.

Accurate Page Numbers

"Page: 356/2725 - 13%" — calculated for your screen, not some imaginary paperback. Math that actually works.

Reading Time

Tap the page number: this session, your total, your speed, how long until you're free, and how long the whole book takes. Skipped pages are estimated and marked ~. Naps on page 212 don't count. It all stays on your phone.

What This App Proudly Doesn't Do

Zero Bloat Guaranteed

  • Social features
  • Cloud sync
  • Achievement badges
  • AI recommendations
  • Reading streaks (your guilt trip is your own business)
  • Subscription plans
  • Push notifications ("Remember that book you abandoned?")
  • Analytics tracking (we genuinely don't care what you're reading)
  • Settings menu with 47 options (no menu — two buttons snuck into the header, and we’re watching them)
  • Email collection
  • Social sharing
  • Page curl animations (this isn't a pop-up book)

The Honest Comparison

Feature Mini Reader Other Apps
Opens ebooks ✓ ✓
3D animated bookshelf ✗ ✓
Goodreads integration ✗ ✓
47 font choices ✗ ✓
Text sizes 31, remembered per book ✓
Tells you how long until you finish ✓, and tells nobody ✓
Knows what you're reading ✗ ✓
Skeuomorphic page turn sound effects ✗ ✓
Achievement badge for reading 10 pages ✗ ✓
Onboarding tutorial you can't skip ✗ ✓
Sends emails you didn't ask for ✗ ✓
Makes you feel guilty for not reading ✗ ✓
Respects your time ✓ ✗
Loads before your coffee is ready ✓ ✗
RAM usage less than a calculator ✓ ✗

Know Your Audience

Who This Is For

  • People who just want to read
  • Minimalism enthusiasts
  • Anyone tired of 200MB ebook readers
  • Readers who know where their files are
  • People who think "less is more" isn't just a cliché
  • You, apparently, since you read this far

Who This Is NOT For

  • People who need their books to make sound effects
  • Anyone expecting customer support (we barely support ourselves)
  • Users who think 3 MB is "too large" (go outside)
  • Anyone who needs a tutorial to understand "tap screen, text appears"

Reviews We Hope To Get

★★★★★

"Does what it says. I'm suspicious."

— Pragmatic Pat

★★★★★

"No settings menu. I'm uncomfortable but also relieved."

— Overwhelmed Owen

★★★★★

"I opened a book and it just... opened. No tutorial. No popups. I'm in shock."

— Delighted Dan

★★★★★

"My phone's battery lasted 3 days. Witchcraft."

— Amazed Amy

★☆☆☆☆

"Doesn't sync my highlights to the cloud."

— Karen (you have Notes, Karen)

★☆☆☆☆

"Where is the settings menu?"

— Confused Carl (that's the point, Carl)

Frequently Asked Questions

Why another ebook reader?

Because every other reader app thinks you need a 3D bookshelf, social sharing, and 200MB of features you'll never use. We disagree.

Can I sync my books across devices?

No. Your books live on your device. Weird, we know. But there's this thing called a file manager...

Does it track what I'm reading?

Nope. We have no idea what you're reading and we prefer it that way. The app does count your reading time, but it counts it on your phone, for you, and tells nobody. Your reading habits are your business.

Can I change the font?

It's Roboto. It's great. Deal with it.

Can I change the text size?

Yes. A+ and A−, from squint to billboard, and each book remembers its own. This is the most feature-rich sentence on this page.

Is it in my language?

Probably. It follows your device language, with translations provided via Google Play. Spotted a bad one? Write to info@celest-watches.com and we'll fix it.

Will you add [insert feature here]?

Probably not. If it doesn't directly help you read books faster or better, it's bloat. We're allergic to bloat.

What does it cost? Ads? Subscriptions?

You pay once. A small amount. Then it's yours — no ads, no subscriptions, no "premium tier" holding your text size hostage. We're as surprised as you are that this business model still exists.

Why is the folder icon so small?

It's 24 pixels. We measured. Twice. It's a statement.

Get Mini Reader

Available on Android devices running 7.0 or higher. One small payment, once. No sign-up. No email. No tracking. No subscription waiting to ambush you next year.

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